10 new funny jokes

1. A Nice Saying-

"If you wait to be Happy you will wait forever,

But if you start to be happy you will be Happy forever".



So be Happy.....!!

2. 1 pathan ko blank msg aya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
Woy yara!Tumko pata hay
tumhra mobile ki siyhe khtam ho gyi hai

3. Teacher say to student: Aapne baap ka nam english ne bolo? Student: Beautiful Red underwear. Teacher: Iska kya matlab? Student: Sunder Lal Chadda

4. Ekdin ek chuha tension main idher udher ghum raha tha.

Jungle ke sab animal use puche yar itna tension main ku ho.

Chuha bola..

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Podosi hati ma banne wali hai our iljam mere uppar a raha hai.
5. Bandari ki bacchi apni ma se boli me kitni badsurat hu. bandari ki ma usse boli beti tu to phir bhi bahut smart hai. tu jara us ko dekh jo sms pad rahe hai

6.AAj us khuda ki shararat samajh aai. Is dharti par teri hukumat samajh aai. Tujhe dharti par bhejna us khuda ka bahana tha kyuki ravan k baad kisi ko to aana tha..

7.Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge....Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge., kyuki.. Paaglo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti.

8.shama jali to parwane bane. Sharab bani to maikhane khule.E dost apni brith-date to batao,pata to chale kis din se pagal khane bane...........!

9.Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss
gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

10.Ek baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola-Mobile hai kya ?

Nurse hai par tu kya karega?

Baccha-Kuchh nahi bas god ko miss call karna hai ki main pahuch gaya hu.............