Laloo Rabari Special sms

1.Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech. Laloo got angry,stood up and said: when you don't play the game, Don't make the rules!

2.Ek Baar Laloo Yadav Ek American Senator (MLA) ke sath Patna ka round laga rahe the..Achanak Laloo ji ko zor se Mootna Aaya..Unhone car rukwayee aur Sadak ke kinare Mootne Lage, Is par Senator Bola - Yaha Police Nahi Pakadti Kya??

Laloo ji - Nahi Bhai, Yaha to KHUD hi Pakadna Padta Hai.

3.Laloo was travelling in an airplane.... Airhostess: Sir are u a vegetraian or a nonvegetarian?? Laloo : I am an Indian.... Airhostess : ohh....mera matlab hain kya aap shakahari ho ya mansahaari?? Laloo : arey oh budbak....hum toh Bihari hain.....

4.A commission on Railway accidents reported to laloo that the accidents are happened during last coach.Laloo declared immidiatly that remove the last coaches of train then only the problems could solved. Removed all the last coaches of train ultimatly they found engine only.

5.One day laloo prasad yadav asked man mohan singh why you are not giving prime minister to gopal, Manmohan singh said i will give later , laloo prasad said when , manmohan singh said i don't know then laloo said its infinite i may not alive that's all manmohan singh died

6. """JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."" & the man's companion says, ""JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."" The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, ""AND YOU, SIR?"" Laloo replies: ""LALOO YADAV, MARRIED"

7."Laloo's family planning policy.. ""Don't have more than two children in one year"""

8."Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo ""WAIT SIR"" for which Laloo replied ""65Kgs"" and moved on... "

9."Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo ""WAIT PLEASE"" for which Laloo replied ""65Kgs"" and moved on... "

10."At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, ""JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."" And the man's companion says, ""JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."" The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, ""AND YOU, SIR?"" Laloo replies: ""LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."" "

11."A reporter asked Laloo ""What the main reason for divorce?"" Laloo replies ""Marriage""."