10 new funny jokes

1. A Nice Saying-

"If you wait to be Happy you will wait forever,

But if you start to be happy you will be Happy forever".



So be Happy.....!!

2. 1 pathan ko blank msg aya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
Woy yara!Tumko pata hay
tumhra mobile ki siyhe khtam ho gyi hai

3. Teacher say to student: Aapne baap ka nam english ne bolo? Student: Beautiful Red underwear. Teacher: Iska kya matlab? Student: Sunder Lal Chadda

4. Ekdin ek chuha tension main idher udher ghum raha tha.

Jungle ke sab animal use puche yar itna tension main ku ho.

Chuha bola..

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Podosi hati ma banne wali hai our iljam mere uppar a raha hai.
5. Bandari ki bacchi apni ma se boli me kitni badsurat hu. bandari ki ma usse boli beti tu to phir bhi bahut smart hai. tu jara us ko dekh jo sms pad rahe hai

6.AAj us khuda ki shararat samajh aai. Is dharti par teri hukumat samajh aai. Tujhe dharti par bhejna us khuda ka bahana tha kyuki ravan k baad kisi ko to aana tha..

7.Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge....Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge., kyuki.. Paaglo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti.

8.shama jali to parwane bane. Sharab bani to maikhane khule.E dost apni brith-date to batao,pata to chale kis din se pagal khane bane...........!

9.Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss
gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

10.Ek baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola-Mobile hai kya ?

Nurse hai par tu kya karega?

Baccha-Kuchh nahi bas god ko miss call karna hai ki main pahuch gaya hu.............

Laloo Rabari Special sms

1.Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech. Laloo got angry,stood up and said: when you don't play the game, Don't make the rules!

2.Ek Baar Laloo Yadav Ek American Senator (MLA) ke sath Patna ka round laga rahe the..Achanak Laloo ji ko zor se Mootna Aaya..Unhone car rukwayee aur Sadak ke kinare Mootne Lage, Is par Senator Bola - Yaha Police Nahi Pakadti Kya??

Laloo ji - Nahi Bhai, Yaha to KHUD hi Pakadna Padta Hai.

3.Laloo was travelling in an airplane.... Airhostess: Sir are u a vegetraian or a nonvegetarian?? Laloo : I am an Indian.... Airhostess : ohh....mera matlab hain kya aap shakahari ho ya mansahaari?? Laloo : arey oh budbak....hum toh Bihari hain.....

4.A commission on Railway accidents reported to laloo that the accidents are happened during last coach.Laloo declared immidiatly that remove the last coaches of train then only the problems could solved. Removed all the last coaches of train ultimatly they found engine only.

5.One day laloo prasad yadav asked man mohan singh why you are not giving prime minister to gopal, Manmohan singh said i will give later , laloo prasad said when , manmohan singh said i don't know then laloo said its infinite i may not alive that's all manmohan singh died

6. """JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."" & the man's companion says, ""JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."" The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, ""AND YOU, SIR?"" Laloo replies: ""LALOO YADAV, MARRIED"

7."Laloo's family planning policy.. ""Don't have more than two children in one year"""

8."Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo ""WAIT SIR"" for which Laloo replied ""65Kgs"" and moved on... "

9."Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo ""WAIT PLEASE"" for which Laloo replied ""65Kgs"" and moved on... "

10."At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, ""JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."" And the man's companion says, ""JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."" The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, ""AND YOU, SIR?"" Laloo replies: ""LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."" "

11."A reporter asked Laloo ""What the main reason for divorce?"" Laloo replies ""Marriage""."